Sunday, August 17, 2008

Is She Gone?

I thought the old broad would never leave! Finally I have an opportunity to tell you what I'm really thinking. Like the time she . . . OH Crap! I just heard her come back. Don't say anything, 'kay?
Later.
Skippy

To My Faithful and Accidental Readers:

I'm going to be away from the blog for a few days so I have left my evil twin, Skippy, to take over for me.

I will not be responsible for any postings Skippy may write that insult, ridicule or contain foul language, unless they're really brilliant and funny. She's kind of a loose cannon but I have no choice. I leave you in her questionable hands.

Sincerely,

Kathleen Flynn

Friday, August 15, 2008

On This Date In History

1769~ Napoleon Bonaparte was born on the island of Corsica.

That's it. Make up your own joke, I got nothin'.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

California Real Estate Offer

Beach cottage with ocean views just steps from the water.
RV parking in rear.
Great fixer-upper
$2.5million
Cash Only

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

The Chinese Did It!

In the spirit of the Chinese Olympic Committee, I have selected this picture to represent me because recent photos reflect a truth that is not in the best interest of our country.



The thoughts and words will continue to be from my current brain, but I'd like for you to pretend I still look this good.

In answer to your anticipated questions: 1)Yes. 2) No. and 3) Yes, but I was very young and needed the money.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Questions O' The Day

Is it just me or does Rielle Hunter (John Edwards' indiscretion) look like Camilla Parker Bowles, Prince Charles' wife and former indiscretion?
Was John Edwards so blinded by his own flame that he didn't look closely at this woman?
How weird is it that both men have last names that are possessive nouns?
Did yet another misogynist screw up Hillary's political future?
Will this affect Brett Favre?

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Irish Wisdom

It's really so simple...
An email from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

We, in Ireland, can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .

On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church, is married to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lord's name are you lads thinking over there in the colonies??