In Confirmation of Last Weeks Poem:

We're The Bad Guys?

I’m an American
Blame it on me.
Whatever’s gone wrong
In your country-
Blame me

We are the bad guys
(Or so they say)
If your life sucks-
Blame America today

Your people are starving?
They’re dying of aids?
It’s the fault of Americans
In the U.S. of A.

Your shoes do not fit?
Your pants are too tight?
Blame it on America
It’s all right

The Globe keeps on warming?
We’re spoiling the sea?
I’m an American
Blame it on me.

Never Judge a Book By Its Cover!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3qvCJNSwSM

P.E.T.A. and the Pirates

You know it's just a matter of time before the animal rights group protests the use of SEALS to kill the pirates and rescue Capt. Phillips. PETA will surely be followed by the anti-gun folks forming a protest group against allowing animals to possess assault weapons.

On a similar note: Congress is expected to extend unemployment benefits to seals rescued from aquariums. Benefits will include colorful beach balls and fish. AND, because seals do not have opposable thumbs they'll qualify for Disabled American Rights.
Of course, if they are un-armed they'll have no need for thumbs. It's a slippery slope . . .

98% of BABIES MANIC-DEPRESSIVE!!!

NEW YORK—A new study published in The Journal Of Pediatric Medicine found that a shocking 98 percent of all infants suffer from bipolar disorder. "The majority of our subjects, regardless of size, sex, or race, exhibited extreme mood swings, often crying one minute and then giggling playfully the next," the study's author Dr. Steven Gregory told reporters. "Additionally we found that most babies had trouble concentrating during the day, often struggled to sleep at night, and could not be counted on to take care of themselves—all classic symptoms of manic depression." Gregory added that nearly 100 percent of infants appear to suffer from the poor motor skills and impaired speech associated with Parkinson's disease.

The Year of the Nuts

First peanuts and now pistachios are suspected of being little nuggets of death.
I must be the only nut left on the shelf that hasn't been recalled!