Monday, September 29, 2008

Send in the Clowns

Speaker of the House Rep. Nancy "Bellicose", D-San Francisco, talks with reporters Sunday with, from left, Rep Barney "Fife", D-Mass, Senate Majority Leader Sen. "Scary" Reid, D-Nev, and Sen. Chris "Odd", D-Conn., continue to annoy Americans with their constant yammering.
Their tirade is expected to continue until the rest of us storm Congress with pitchforks and torches (Political equivilant of silver bullets) or their constituents pull their heads out of their butts.
Pitchforks would make fast work of either option. I'm just sayin', it's an idea.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Big Bucks!

$700 Billion will save our nation from financial ruin.

How much would it cost to shut up Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid?
Maybe we could hold a telethon and raise the necessary funds. Folks would pay good money for that.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Quote of the Day

My nearly 11yr old granddaughter knows I support John McCain so naturally she does too. She's enthralled by the idea of a female VP and is now running for VP of the student council.

Katie, declaring she's a Republican, said: "Democrats . . . aren't they the people who don't believe in Jesus?"

I suggested that she might not want to say that at a public school.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Jesse Jackson Hospitalized!

Georgia- Jesse Jackson was hospitalized yesterday, complaining of severe stomach pains while campaigning for Sen Barack Obama.

If Obama wins we'll all be suffering pains- in the neck, ass and pocket areas.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Hockey Mom Kicks Butt!

John McCain is brilliant! If I ever grow up, I want to be just like Sarah Palin!