Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Stuff O'The Day

Newsflash: 2 wks ago: Tomatoes will kill you. 1 wk ago: chili peppers will kill you. Now: Something you eat, drink, touch or breath will kill you.

We at the Big High Muckedy-Muck Office of Government-Knows-Best, brings you this news on a daily, if not hourly, basis. We really don't know any more than you do. To be safe, we will randomly select a variety of consumer products and issue vague warnings.

For your own safety we urge you to stay inside your air-conditioned homes with the blinds drawn and take short, shallow breathes until we learn that cool air contains a deadly toxin and the only hope is to live on the sun. Except for the UV factor you should be safe once you are incinerated.

Have A Nice Day! Remember, We're here to help!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Fight! Fight! Fight!

There's a group that continues to support Hillary regardless of Dem. Party decisions. They call themselves "P.U.M.A.", as in "Party Unity, My Ass!"
Doesn't that sound like something I'd make up? Don't I wish I had!

Will Rodney "Can't we all just get along?" King, be the keynote speaker at the convention?

Will this happen before or after Jesse Jackson castrates Barack?

To quote Mike Rowe, host of Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs: There Will Be Poo!

and to quote The Beatles: Let It Be, Let It Be