Newsflash: 2 wks ago: Tomatoes will kill you. 1 wk ago: chili peppers will kill you. Now: Something you eat, drink, touch or breath will kill you.
We at the Big High Muckedy-Muck Office of Government-Knows-Best, brings you this news on a daily, if not hourly, basis. We really don't know any more than you do. To be safe, we will randomly select a variety of consumer products and issue vague warnings.
For your own safety we urge you to stay inside your air-conditioned homes with the blinds drawn and take short, shallow breathes until we learn that cool air contains a deadly toxin and the only hope is to live on the sun. Except for the UV factor you should be safe once you are incinerated.
Have A Nice Day! Remember, We're here to help!
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