Saturday, December 29, 2007

Dear Lord

Please let the Giants beat the snot out of New England today.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Candidate or Moron?

Imagine that you are Pervez Musharraf, the president of Pakistan: Former Prime Minister, Benazir Bhutto has just been assassinated, you've got your hands full with your nation in chaos.
Your secretary tells you that John Edwards is on the phone.
John Edwards? Isn't he that guy on the WE network who claims he can contact and converse with the dead?
Sure Musharraf is gonna take the call; only to discover its that other John Edwards calling from the Iowan war front. The perennial presidential candidate's vast experience must have been very helpful.

I'm just saying. . .

Wednesday, December 26, 2007


I keep getting these emails offering to "increase the size of my organ".

First off: I don't have an organ. I don't even have a piano! Also my living room is rather small.
Silly Spammer!

Monday, December 24, 2007


May Christmas and every day have a Michael Buble soundtrack

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Quote of the Day

"If there were drugs that actually made you smarter, good Lord, I have no doubt that their use would become epidemic. Just think what it would do to anybody's career in about any area. There are not too many occupations where it's really good to be dumb."
~ Charles E. Yesalis, doping researcher and emeritus professor at Pennsylvania State University.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

A Plague?

Those damn ants have returned. Should I expect locusts and frogs by noon?

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Cash for Christmas?

I am the apparent winner of the South African Lottery! I didn't even have to buy a ticket. This sounds much more promising then the letter I received from Nigeria.

(Sorry Sis- that's all I've got for you today! ;>)