Thursday, December 27, 2007

Candidate or Moron?

Imagine that you are Pervez Musharraf, the president of Pakistan: Former Prime Minister, Benazir Bhutto has just been assassinated, you've got your hands full with your nation in chaos.
Your secretary tells you that John Edwards is on the phone.
John Edwards? Isn't he that guy on the WE network who claims he can contact and converse with the dead?
Sure Musharraf is gonna take the call; only to discover its that other John Edwards calling from the Iowan war front. The perennial presidential candidate's vast experience must have been very helpful.

I'm just saying. . .

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