Monday, October 26, 2009

Monkey On Your Back?

I've got a Gorilla in my laundry room!
How's YOUR day going?

Friday, October 9, 2009

Another Sign of the Apocalypse?

Jimmy Carter, Yassar Arafat, Al Gore and now Obama? Give me a huge freaking break. All he has done so far is TALK! He's still blaming the "Previous" Administration for everything from Terrorism to the Reason Wool Shrinks In Hot Water.

Meanwhile, our unemployment numbers are through the roof. The only people that work less than the unemployed are those in Congress- which might actually be a good thing given their proclivities at screwing things up!

Remember when the Nobel Peace Prize really meant something? I guess the last time it truly reflected anything nobel was when it was awarded to Dr. King.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Stuff O' the Day

Today is Jimmy Carter's birthday! (I knew you'd all want to know that.) Here's a birthday suggestion for the Former President:
Save up all that hot air you're so famous for and use it to blow out your candles! Maybe Hugo and Fidel can help you out. Better guard your cake from Michael Moore.

FYI: I believe that you were the worst president in my lifetime and I hated Nixon. You do the math. (Does that make me a racist towards silly southern peanut farmers?)