Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Medical Mystery?

Scientists, using boatloads of grant money, come up with answers that I could have told them if they'd just bothered to ask me.
For example, a recent report: "Scientists discover the cause of Post-Partum Depression."

Hey, Brainiacs: "I'll take Babies for $200, Alex."

Exactly zero women who have never given birth experience Post-Partum Depression.


Don the Baptist said...

I had it, but maybe it was sympathetic agony.

Kathleen Flynn said...

But then you are a rare and "special" kind of guy.