Moms vs Pirates

(To the tune of The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything)

We are your mothers, we do everything !
We don't stay home and hang around
And if you ask us to do anything, we’ll just tell you
WE DO EVERYTHING!

Well we've been to the cleaners
And we've been to the Doctor
And we've looked for buried treasure in your ears
We have been to teacher conferences
And visited with Santa
And we don't have time
WE'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE!

We are your mothers, we do everything!
We don't stay home and hang around
And if you ask us to do anything, We'll just tell you
WE DO EVERYTHING!

And we've done all your laundry
And we've mopped all the floors up
And we've listened to your whining
Until blood shot out our ears

We are your mothers, we do EVERYTHING
DON’T EVEN START WITH ME
WASH YOUR HANDS AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH- NOW!
STOP TORMENTING YOUR SISTER
FINISH UP YOUR HOMEWORK
I’M NOT TALKING JUST TO HEAR MYSELF SPEAK
DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE. . .