Say Joe, would you fly on a plane?
I would not, could not!
Are you insane?
Not in a subway
Not on a plane
Not in the rain!
Not in the morning
Not in the night
I would not, could not!
That's not right!
How 'bout a train, Joe
Would you go in a train?
I would not, could not
in a train
I would not, could not
I HAVE a brain!
I would not travel on a train,
not on a boat
not in a plane!
I know about those deadly swine
those germs all mixing up with mine!
Oh, there's so much
I wouldn't do
I'm not a jerk, I'm not a fool!***
***White House Disclaimer: What Joe meant is. . . Actually no one knows what the hell he meant! He doesn't know what he meant! Is there an "off" button on this guy?
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