We had the swine flu back in '76 when then President, Gerald Ford, ordered that we all be inoculated against it. Only problem was, folks kept dying from the vaccine!
We've been threatened with Mad Cow Disease and the Bird flu.What's next?
I predict The Llama Flu. Symptoms include uncontrolled spitting.
That pandemic will begin once they've added up all that the Congress has indebted us with.
Unfortunately, we'll all be standing in line at the DMV* which will become the clearing house for National Health Care: You think you have the flu? That would be window # 593. Wait in the line for the next available government employee.
*It is my prediction that the DMV will be selected because those employees are already well-versed in tying red tape into elaborate knots. I'm just saying . . .
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