Looking for someplace to take your sick kids, your sister and her three snot-nosed kids, Grandma and your unemployed husband? A free place that's local?Someplace air-conditioned and full of happy people who are thrilled to be in the same room with your coughing child?
Frankly, I don't know where that would be. I CAN tell you where it's not:
The Department of Motor Vehicles and Wal-Mart.
After recent visits to both places I've got to say: for fun? Not so much!
After 10 min. I hate your kids. After 20 min. I'm conspiring ways to torture your entire family that makes waterboarding look like an all expenses-paid trip to DisneyWorld and Hurricane Harbor.
I'm not proud of those thoughts but they happened. I am not a bad person, I just have bad thoughts sometimes. Sorry.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
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Why is going to a crowded public place considered an all family, multi-generational event?
Remember when we were kids? My mom told us to wait in the car until she was done.
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