Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Film At Eleven
What’s gonna kill us today? Lettuce or spinach? Polly Pocket dolls or G I Joe? Will it be our love of trans fats or our distain for exercise?
One thing is certain: we're all gonna die. (At least that's what they said on the news)
One thing is certain: we're all gonna die. (At least that's what they said on the news)
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Government Help?
The Government is sending FEMA to help out with the So. Cal wildfires.
Now we're really screwed.
Now we're really screwed.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Community Service?
I realize it's been nearly a month since my speeding ticket- but I find that I'm still bitter. Not at law enforcement, I'm ticked off at the hundreds of other drivers I've witnessed flagrantly breaking the law.
I've become hyper-vigilant of these wanton criminal acts. In fact, were I a cop on the 14Fwy I could have written no fewer than 20 tickets on my way to Agua Dulce this morning. At each infraction I loudly shouted "HA- Scofflaw!" to no one in particular and mentally tallied the possible fine each deserved. As a result I figure that if I were deputized I could single-handedly collect enough money to pay off the national debt, build the border fence and arrange for Al Gore to be spirited away to live at the North Pole.
Of course, I'd need a different car: one that can reach passing speeds without turning off the radio and leaning forward. Yes, it's true: I drive a 12 yr old gutless wonder. It goes 5 mph uphill and 106 down. As you may have guessed I was going downhill on that fateful day.
The only thing standing in my way is that ugly brown uniform. That, and the backgroud check.
I've become hyper-vigilant of these wanton criminal acts. In fact, were I a cop on the 14Fwy I could have written no fewer than 20 tickets on my way to Agua Dulce this morning. At each infraction I loudly shouted "HA- Scofflaw!" to no one in particular and mentally tallied the possible fine each deserved. As a result I figure that if I were deputized I could single-handedly collect enough money to pay off the national debt, build the border fence and arrange for Al Gore to be spirited away to live at the North Pole.
Of course, I'd need a different car: one that can reach passing speeds without turning off the radio and leaning forward. Yes, it's true: I drive a 12 yr old gutless wonder. It goes 5 mph uphill and 106 down. As you may have guessed I was going downhill on that fateful day.
The only thing standing in my way is that ugly brown uniform. That, and the backgroud check.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Thoughts?
I am unable to share Stuff I'm Thinkin' today- not because the thoughts need editing but because there is nothing going on in my head or my life. Zip, Zero, Nada.
Monday, October 8, 2007
Anthology Book Launch & Party:
GRANFALLOON, the 4th Annual Antelope Valley Anthology has been published. Copies will be available on Oct 9, 2007. I am privileged to have my article, Free Radicals, included in the book.
The release party will be held at 6:00 pm on October 9th at the Chimbole Cultural Center in Palmdale. Join us upstairs in the Ballroom for food and drink to celebrate this literary accomplishment.
The "Author's Price" of $6.00 will be available to anyone at the party. While I can't get you a free book (unless you are my only child or my mother) I can offer you a Free Autograph!
The release party will be held at 6:00 pm on October 9th at the Chimbole Cultural Center in Palmdale. Join us upstairs in the Ballroom for food and drink to celebrate this literary accomplishment.
The "Author's Price" of $6.00 will be available to anyone at the party. While I can't get you a free book (unless you are my only child or my mother) I can offer you a Free Autograph!
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