What’s gonna kill us today? Lettuce or spinach? Polly Pocket dolls or G I Joe? Will it be our love of trans fats or our distain for exercise?
One thing is certain: we're all gonna die. (At least that's what they said on the news)
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That's the mantra of the media: How Can We Scare You Today!?
And if that doesn't work there's always the threat that the Republicans are going to take Social Security away and let us old people die in the streets:)
First, they're required by the standards of the Republican Party Platform to beat us senseless.
You mean turn us into Democrats?
ROFLOL! Have you read An Coulter's new book? I can lend it to you.
Thanks, but no. I can only take Ann in small doses.
Come on! please? She's EXTRA sarcastic this time.
I'm saying yes only because you begged. I'll get it from you at group.
Oh, that other tabloid book I offered to read? I can't get past the 1st 5 pgs without dozing off. I'll bring that back also.
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