Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Letter to Columnist

(for context, read Kathleen Parker's column in today's A.V. Press, page A-10.)

Dear Ms. Parker,

Your column announcing the death of Cynicism and Snark assured me of one thing: I'm screwed! Not just me but all unrepentant smart-alecs with sarcasm coursing through our veins.

How will we now point out how sanctimonious and moronic many of our leaders truly are? i.e. Nancy and Harry, Barney and Charlie- you know who they are.

I imagine we will be forced underground to whisper our wicked humor in dark alleys or in cold steel and concrete parking structures.

Will we slip between the hybrid cars to sneer at our leaders? Probably not, most of those cars are the size of a box of crackers - the trial size!

The future looms large - we are definitely screwed!


Sincerely,
A Fan and Fellow Snarker

2 comments:

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Don the Baptist said...

So much for those racy comments.