Monday, January 5, 2009

Reflections on 2008

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Black folks are happy; Obama was elected.
White folks are happy, OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.
Republicans are happy: Democrats can finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are so happy; The election is finally over!

2009 will be even better because immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace . Then on the 7th day, He will rest.

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